Lest you think this is simply a sports blog, Catching Predators is proud to throw our support (or, because I'm currently the only blogger on this site, my support) behind Dennis Kucinich for President of the United States in 2008. Why? Well let us count the reasons:
- He's an actual Cleveland Indians fan. In fact, he wore an Indians cap while campaigning in New Hampshire. In doing so, he displayed true loyalty, unlike that bastard Rudy Giuliani, who flipped like Ozzie Smith on Opening Day the second he saw a few Sawks fans from whom to beg votes.
- He essentially said Tuesday that President Bush might be insane. We haven't seen this type of political badassery since Dick Cheney told Patrick Leahy to go fuck himself.
- Have you seen this dude's wife? Damn. Now, I know she's a little blurry in the above picture, but that's mainly so you can't deny that I'm right. Sure, she looks a little like Brian Scalabrine in a wig and high heels next to the diminutive Kucinich, but she's much better looking that any other candidate's wife. Plus, she's British. And she makes up for the bad teeth with a tongue ring.
- Finally, he's the only candidate to support both an immediate withdrawal from Iraq and gay marriage...not that these issues are really important in comparison to the hotness of his wife and his allegiance to the Tribe.
Finally, we at Catching Predators acknowledge that Kucinich's honesty, trustworthiness, and desire to engage in real dialogue with the American people make him completely unelectable.
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