Sunday, November 4, 2007

You Still Suck, Boston

So, the Patriots defeated the Colts, 24-20, in Sunday's ridiculously overhyped regular season game. Well, you know, CBS needs some ratings to make up for actually airing a show as fucking stupid as The Big Bang Theory. Regardless, Boston sports fans are walking around like they shit rainbows, and since I really don't have any sports related arguments to make (although I would like to point out that the Pats are cheaters, BC lost and the Bruins suck), I've decided to make the following point: Almost everything that has come out of Massachusetts since, oh, the Boston Tea Party, has sucked.
  • John F. Kennedy was soft and let a bullet or two take his ass out.
  • Bobby Kennedy was soft and let a bullet or two take his ass out.
  • Ted Kennedy was drunk and took out a perfectly good car (and, incidentally, a girl).
  • Dane Cook sucks.
  • Aerosmith doesn't even write their own songs.
  • The band Boston made music so bad their own lead singer offed himself. Dude killed himself with charcoal. What a pussy way to go.
  • Your fair state produced Michael Dukakis. You also produced John Kerry, a man so incompetent he couldn't beat George W. Bush in an election.

There are many other instances of Massachusettsians sucking, but this is a blog, not a motherfucking encyclopedia.

Nobody Circles the Wagons Like the Buffalo Bills

Enjoy the bye week, Tom Brady. You're gonna frickin' need it.

Thursday, November 1, 2007

Expensive Food and Crappy Dancing


Fun Fact: This photo contains the highest concentration of white people since a 1946 shot taken in the home team clubhouse at Ebbets Field.