- John F. Kennedy was soft and let a bullet or two take his ass out.
- Bobby Kennedy was soft and let a bullet or two take his ass out.
- Ted Kennedy was drunk and took out a perfectly good car (and, incidentally, a girl).
- Dane Cook sucks.
- Aerosmith doesn't even write their own songs.
- The band Boston made music so bad their own lead singer offed himself. Dude killed himself with charcoal. What a pussy way to go.
- Your fair state produced Michael Dukakis. You also produced John Kerry, a man so incompetent he couldn't beat George W. Bush in an election.
There are many other instances of Massachusettsians sucking, but this is a blog, not a motherfucking encyclopedia.